May you live all the days of your life.

-Jonathan Swift

Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

-Oscar Wilde

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

-Woody Allen

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

-Dave Cavett

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

-David Letterman

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one.

-Mother Teresa

A chinese philosopher once had a dream that he was a butterfly. From that day on, he was never quite certain that he was not a butterfly, dreaming that he was a man.

-Unknown

I always thought Id look back at my tears and laugh.  But I never thought Id look back at my laughs and cry.

-Unknown

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

-Groucho Marx

Darkness cannot drive out darkness, only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate, only love can do that.

If God dropped acid, would he see people?

-Steven Wright

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

-Steven Wright

Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.

-Confucious

You know the world is crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the US of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the 3 most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colin.

-Chris Rock

I took the road less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.

-Robert Frost

To thine own self be true

-William Shakespeare

Shoot for the moon.  Even if you miss you'll land among stars.

-Les Brown

All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women merely players.  They have their exits and their entrances, and one man in his time plays many parts.

-Shakespeare

He who dies with the most toys, is nonetheless, still dead.

-Anon

I love to be alone.  I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude.

-Henry David Thoreau

I never let schooling interfere with my education.

-Mark Twain

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:  it goes on.

-Robert Frost

You are only waht you are when no one is looking.

-Robert C. Edwards

There are many trails up the mountain, but in time they all reach the top.

-Anya Seton

Don't get mad, get even.

-Joseph P. Kennedy

When I was a boy of 14 my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in 7 years.

-Mark Twain

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.

-Theodore Roosevelt

Not all those who wander are lost.

-Bilbo for Lord of the Rings

He who feels it, knows it more.

-Bob Marley

Dont go through life, grow through life.

-Eric Butterworth

When all think alike, then no one is thinking.

-Walter Lippman

The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at time.

-Abraham Lincoln

Do not follow where the path may lead.  Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

You have enemies?  Good.  That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

-Winston Churchill

Its kind of fun to do the impossible.

-Walt Disney

A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.

-John F. Kennedy

What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

-Ralh Waldo Emerson

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eyes is not seeing.

-Bill Cosby

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

-Eleanor Roosevelt

Kind words can be shor and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

-Mother Teresa

Information is not knowledge.

-Frank Zappa

Accept that some days youre the pigeon, and some days youre the statue.

-Roger C. Anderson

If I wont be myself, who will?

-Alfred Hitchcock

Come mothers and fathers.  Throughout the land and dont criticize what you cant understand, your sons and your daughters are beyond your command.  Your old road is rapidly again.  Please get out of the new one if you cant lend your hand for the times are a changin.

-Bob Dylan

In the End, we wil lremember not words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

-Martin Luther King, Jr.

Whether you think you can, or you can't you usually right.

-Henry Ford

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

-Voltaire

I have not failed.  I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

-Thomas Edison